Joke Joke

I love humour that involves/requires wit and intelligence. Just two examples:

An Aspie walks into a hardware store and says to the clerk,

Aspie: I need two four-watt bulbs.
Clerk: Two what?
Aspie: No, four!
Clerk: Four what?
Aspie: Yes!

Thanks to Geekgab: http://www.whitetoque.ca/geek_gab/

This sounds just like vintage Marx Brothers to me - especially Groucho and Chico...

And now here's another, for something totally different:

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.
"They have multiplied," said the biologist.
"The original measurement wasn't accurate," the physicist sighed.
"If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again," the mathematician concluded.

Thanks to Engineering Johnson for that one: http://engineeringjohnson.blogspot.com/